Low Rider Bike?

Ok so today I spent 3 hours with moving guys and moved MsE's stuff from a 10x30 storage unit to a 10x10 unit saving $300 a month.  After weeks of moving boxes, and opening boxes looking for things, and getting rid of stuff -- I can now write it off until who knows when.  Anyway I'm not touching that thing until necessary.  But the funny story from today is that the hispanic moving guy REALLY wanted my old banana bike from when I was 8.  He wanted to turn it into a low rider beauty.  Shine up the chrome.  Put some big white-wall tires with 100 spoke wheels.  A better seat of course (he wasn't partial to the pink and white daisy's) and you'd have a low rider beauty, that might look something like this . . .

These retail for $200+ apparently.